whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

dan-fan-fics:

thegreatamelia1:

Sometimes Dan reminds me of the people in infomercials 

I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS WHAT OMG

dan-fan-fics:

thegreatamelia1:

Sometimes Dan reminds me of the people in infomercials

I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS WHAT OMG

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes
peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notesimage

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

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Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

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Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

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Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

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Liking someone

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Liking yourself

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this easily became the best thing on tumblr

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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