budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

sexyphancake:

i can’t decide who’s face i like better in this gif

sexyphancake:

i can’t decide who’s face i like better in this gif

andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??

andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.

The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

teacher: where is your homework
me: queued

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

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